why does this stuff happen to me?

major freakout-
I dropped my cellphone into the toliet!

ok, i realize this is pretty funny, but right now i'm not laughing. how will i get it replaced, if i have to? how long do i let it dry out? should i just go get a new one? i'm worried because i hadn't *ahem* flushed yet, so is that eating away at my phone? argh.

i'm freaking out. this is when my impatience truly makes an appearance.

this sucks so damn hard!

somebody just tell me it will be ok.